March 2009
24 posts
“Today, my mom came to me and asked if I had drank her wine. I’m 16, so I...”
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“Today, my boss forgot her meeting with an official from the military base and...”
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“Today, I went over to my uncle’s house for dinner and my stomache hurt...”
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“Today, I asked my parents if the outfit I was wearing made me look fat. My mom...”
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“Today, an old girlfriend from years ago wanted to have lunch. Seeing as I had...”
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F*** MyLife
fmylife:
Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. I minimized the porn on my laptop so she wouldn’t see I was watching it. It turns out I was watching an old Beatles concert before I started masturbating. My mom thought I was masturbating to the Beatles. FML
Poor girl
fmylife:
Today, I decided to get dressed up for school because it’s my birthday. I was heading to class in my heels. Then, I rolled my ankle, fell down the muddy hill, pulled a leg muscle, and scratched up my knees. At least ten people saw it. I was wearing a white skirt. Happy Birthday. FML
WatchAwwee ^_^
Ghostly apparitions... or just a trick of the...
Source: By Daily Mail Reporter
The photograph was taken at a house where there have been sightings of a ghostly child aged three or four
One of the strangest submissions was taken on a mobile phone by 17-year-old Matthew Summers last year, showing what appears to be the face of a girl poking between the legs of a group of friends
F*** MyLife Stories
Today, I found out that I am 14 weeks pregnant. The father of the baby is now engaged to my best friend, whom he was cheating on me with when I became pregnant. I’m going to be the maid of honor, 8 months pregnant with his child, at their wedding. FML
(All I can say is, she deserved it)
F*** MyLife Stories
Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I’ve had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn’t a girl. FML
(How do you not know after 8 months?!)
F*** MyLife Stories
Today, I came home early from work to surprise my son with a new mountain bike for his birthday. To keep it a surprise I carried it quietly up to his bedroom. As I opened the door I heard my son say “Oh man, you’re gonna make me cum” to the nice girl he was on top of. He just turned 14. FML
(wow)
F*** MyLife Stories
Today, I sent an email to my best friend, telling him that I’m gay. When I was typing the email address in the “to:” field, it autocorrected the address to my mother. She just responded: “you filthy faggot”. FML
(lmao)!
F*** MyLife Stories
Today, I was babysitting for my mom’s coworkers two little boys. they went to bed around 9 and I was watching a movie on HBO. I fell asleep before the movie was over. I woke up to the parents walking into the house. I looked at the TV, and porn was on. FML
Source:http://www.fmylife.com/kids/247252
Gulp! She swallowed her own engagement ring
A lot of guys try to come up with proposal scenarios that their girlfriends will remember forever. So give Reed Harris credit for accomplishing that goal — even if it turned out to be in don’t-try-this-at-home fashion.
The idea was a variation on a common theme: Put the ring in a drink and let his beloved discover it. Harris did his part, hiding the ring in a Wendy’s Frosty milkshake. But, as...
February 2009
49 posts
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Sleepy … yawns
WatchBehind the Scenes of the Katy Perry thinking of you which happenns to be my Favorite Song from her. The video reminds me a lot of the Notebook
Source: http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=52962023
eating chips … yummi!
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Gross Couple Habits to Avoid, Starting Now
Let’s be honest: The more comfortable you get in a relationship, the more likely you are to be lax about other matters — namely ones relating to bodily functions and bathroom habits. Yes, we live in a modern age where partners are equals, but do you have to become equally scary, whether it comes to twin-belching or hedge-clipping in front of each other (and we’re not talking about...
Listening to Eyes on Fire by Blue Fountain
procrastinating !_!
Going to school :/.
“OMG! Paula Abdul Drunk As Hell on Fox News http://tinyurl.com/aljhpw [VIDEO]”
– perrybelcher
just got a ticket :(
watching american idol .. whats wrong with these singers tonight!! arghh
Bored… grrr!
Hischair I cant believe I clicked on that link! I hate frogs :(
Everything has to start somewhere..
Yes, You Should Trust Your Gut
You’ve heard of intuition, but what you may not realize is that it’s a biological survival tool. And while animals often heed this sixth sense, humans tend to let “rational” thinking override it. Here’s the thing: Intuition can guide us to make smarter, faster choices, says Gert Gigerenzer, PhD, author of Gut Feelings. We break down how these feelings operate and...
at home, sleepy
18 clues he's still crazy about you list
1. When you wear a T-shirt, boxers, and socks to bed, somehow he still thinks you’re cute.
2. He doesn’t laugh when you pronounce former hockey star Mark Messier’s name as “Mark Messy-er.”
3. The only framed photo on his bureau is of you at age ten — with short bangs, cat glasses, and metal braces. (If he kept it in his wallet, you would have to kill him.)
4....